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Hajnalka \"Hansi\" Brand was a Hungarian-born Zionist activist who was involved, as a member of the Budapest Aid and Rescue Committee, in efforts to rescue Jews during the Holocaust.
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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