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{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"type":"standard","title":"Enga Ooru Kavakkaran","displaytitle":"Enga Ooru Kavakkaran","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17495701","titles":{"canonical":"Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran","normalized":"Enga Ooru Kavakkaran","display":"Enga Ooru Kavakkaran"},"pageid":43464911,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran.jpg","width":220,"height":330},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran.jpg","width":220,"height":330},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1267748300","tid":"4d5be726-cc34-11ef-bdd0-8bfcc2c07c44","timestamp":"2025-01-06T13:44:08Z","description":"1988 Indian film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Enga_Ooru_Kavakkaran"}},"extract":"Enga Ooru Kavakkaran is a 1988 Indian Tamil language film, directed by T. P. Gajendran and produced by Kalyani Murugan. The film stars Ramarajan, Gautami, M. N. Nambiar and T. P. Gajendran. It was released on 27 August 1988, and became a success, with a 100-day theatrical run.","extract_html":"
Enga Ooru Kavakkaran is a 1988 Indian Tamil language film, directed by T. P. Gajendran and produced by Kalyani Murugan. The film stars Ramarajan, Gautami, M. N. Nambiar and T. P. Gajendran. It was released on 27 August 1988, and became a success, with a 100-day theatrical run.
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