{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you give to a lemon in need?","punchline":"Lemonaid.","id":74}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?","punchline":"1forest1","id":277}
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