{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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