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The 7th Infantry Division \"Lupi di Toscana\" was an infantry division of the Royal Italian Army during World War II. The Division, with the exception of the 78th Infantry Regiment based in Bergamo, was based in Brescia. Despite its name referencing the region of Tuscany, the division was formed by men from Lombardy, especially from Brescia, Bergamo and the surrounding valleys.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Athletic Park Band Shell","displaytitle":"Athletic Park Band Shell","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q30623922","titles":{"canonical":"Athletic_Park_Band_Shell","normalized":"Athletic Park Band Shell","display":"Athletic Park Band Shell"},"pageid":54043067,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Plainview%2C_Nebraska_bandshell_1.JPG/320px-Plainview%2C_Nebraska_bandshell_1.JPG","width":320,"height":190},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Plainview%2C_Nebraska_bandshell_1.JPG","width":1930,"height":1144},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1278026220","tid":"0c6bbaa5-f579-11ef-8b31-cf7b5009490f","timestamp":"2025-02-28T02:09:32Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.354167,"lon":-97.792778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Park_Band_Shell","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Park_Band_Shell?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Park_Band_Shell?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Athletic_Park_Band_Shell"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Park_Band_Shell","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Athletic_Park_Band_Shell","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athletic_Park_Band_Shell?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Athletic_Park_Band_Shell"}},"extract":"The Athletic Park Band Shell in Plainview, Nebraska was designed and built during 1939 to 1942. Also known as Plainview Band Shell, it was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1992.","extract_html":"
The Athletic Park Band Shell in Plainview, Nebraska was designed and built during 1939 to 1942. Also known as Plainview Band Shell, it was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in