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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}

{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}

{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}

{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}

{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}

{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}

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