{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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Coco Donuts is a small chain of doughnut shops based in Portland, Oregon, United States. There are seven locations, as of 2023. Owned by Ian Christopher, Thevy Hul, and Prak Khou, the business has garnered a positive reception.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Staring to the Sun","displaytitle":"Staring to the Sun","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7601934","titles":{"canonical":"Staring_to_the_Sun","normalized":"Staring to the Sun","display":"Staring to the Sun"},"pageid":5488531,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/STTScover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/STTScover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1148041593","tid":"ff8b825a-d24d-11ed-bf05-f1cc14809063","timestamp":"2023-04-03T18:33:16Z","description":"2006 EP / single by Scarling.","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staring_to_the_Sun","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staring_to_the_Sun?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staring_to_the_Sun?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Staring_to_the_Sun"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staring_to_the_Sun","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Staring_to_the_Sun","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staring_to_the_Sun?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Staring_to_the_Sun"}},"extract":"Staring to the Sun is a single and an extended play (EP) by American noise pop band Scarling. It was released on June 6, 2006. \"Staring to the Sun\" seems to be a sister song to So Long, Scarecrow's title track as the two songs share multiple lines of lyrics.","extract_html":"
Staring to the Sun is a single and an extended play